We're back! 2/7/11

We just got back from Jackson Hole last night.  I slept until 11 a.m.  I was totally wasted from skiing my asssssss offfffff.  Coyle's sister, Laura, is a kick ass skier.  I would say 'woo hooo' which means stop and rest or else I'm going into a tree.  She just kept on going.  Why???  Why do you want me to die?  She didn't want to stop because she's ten years younger and she didn't like that I beat her in basketball when she was twelve and I was twenty-two...(I won by a point).   Another Laura, the hostess, was a kick ass skier as well.  But she didn't have anything to prove because I never played her in basketball when I was twenty-two.

We had a signal..float on your back like an otter and put your paws together and that means follow me down the trail.  It was basically the same signal if you shouldn't follow me down the trail.  Everyone was really confused.  Oh well, at least they didn't follow me down the couloir cliff.  Laura, 'Coyle', Wright and I circled the cliff trying to figure out how to go off it without dying.  Not possible we decided.  Good choice I think.  Not enough snow, high winds, and a sheet of ice made it impossible.  That was too bad because I really wanted to prove to Franz's ski class (who were standing there looking over the cliff) that women can go off of that crap.  See the picture.  "Oh jump (babe). "  So disgusting.  Like they would and we wouldn't!  MFerkers.  I said "learn how to ski then you can take your digs of death!"

We had an excellent time.  Can't say enough about every moment.  Tank you, Tank you.  Laura, Jackson Hole, Yockey has excellent friends and skiers, Kathleen and Tanya.  I was so burnt that I couldn't ski VT today.  We hiked Mt. Tom.  See pictures.  So beautiful today.  I love it here but there is everywhere else as well.  What to do?  No worries.  Life is short.  Enjoy now.  Team Yockey!!!

"Jackson Hole has a famous and challenging couloir called Corbet's Couloir. Jackson Hole Ski Resort ski patroller Kathryn Miller (best known by her former, married name Hess) died March 17, 2009 from injuries sustained the previous week when she fell into Spacewalk Couloir while on a back country patrol with a colleague south of the ski boundary." http://video.forbes.com/fvn/lifestyle/ms_ski012507

Until then,
S